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hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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whorville:

Say no to kids, drugs

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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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